There's a cat in there you know?

It was no bigger than a shoe in my opinion though Tony claimed it was at least the size of a cloud, whatever that means. Nevertheless, in the middle, surrounded by spaghetti, was a very small cat wearing a pair of robin-egg blue mittens and a ruff. The cat was far from communicative, mumbling little more than "put me in an egg would you, you orange bastards" from time to time. We tried to ask him what had happened but he didn't seem interested in telling us so we soon got bored. We left him dangling off the side of the bridge where we found him.